[Sifter]

My mom was in a health food store once, and I was waiting in the car. Some old guy pulled up in his old as hell Chevy, right next to me, and was like, "HEY SONNY BOY, aren't you a little young to be staying in the car by yourself? I was a older than you when I started to be allowed in the car by myself, at the age of eight is--" I interupted him and told him, "I'm 12." And he walked off and looked all sad. He was going to the UPS store though, 2 places down from the health food place, and he got back before my mother did, and said, "Hey there, sonny boy." Then turned on his truck and turned up the radio real loudly, and the sad part is, the radio was playing country.
The old fart was annoying.
Fucking haggot (combo between dumbassgot and hag).