This is funny.
 

Man Dies in Bizarre Masturbation Accident
By: BizarreNews Published: 11/17/2000

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GREAT BRITAIN - A 49-year-old British courier masturbated himself to

death when a complex procedure he used to heighten his

pleasure went terribly wrong. Terrence Simmonds

reportedly suffocated to death with two bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate in a plastic device he used

while spanking the monkey. The device consisted of a

heavy plastic bag that is connected to a vacuum

cleaner. This apparently wasn´t the first time

Simmonds tried doing this. He was found unconscious

two years earlier after a similar exploit.

lol wow, i never knew you can die from masturbation.

Hey I don't think this one is madeup! Haha thats funny. http://www.goofball.com/news/20001117_bizarre

Ik I was like holy shit

Mine was actually real.

lmao this is funny lol when i choke the chicken i use pure spit lol not a vaccum lmao this is hilarius