this morning i woke up itching.
 

my toe wouldn't stop itching. so i kept itching. and itching. then i looked down when i woke up and realized that it was a spider bite.

lmao don't turn into spider man now!! haha

Man, thats got to be the most interesting story.. liek EVAR.

this morning i woke up with a boner.

OMG, ME TOO?!????!!!1111!!!!!!one!!!!exclamationpointone!1 1111eleven!!!!!

lmao same! ------------

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

boners?
i didn't :( i have a vag.
i hate having a vag.
but you know what would be even worse than having a vag?
having a spider bite on your vag.

ouch. itch. eah.

Morning wood is the correct term. ;)

I woke up with a girls vag on my boner ;)
:P Jk..

VAG
:'( this morning i got my flow.

:eusa_snooty: damn 'flows', cursed I tell ya!

those are the best kinds :rolleyes:

this morning i woke up in sum1 elses house.. nd i walk downstairs nd ther like wtf wth r u?!?!?!? nd i sed idunno... nd we had pancakes for breakfast.... mmmmmm pancakes...

true story

awesome...woulda been better if it was that family of midgets on TLC XD

talking about walking into other peples house
when i was younger it rained heavily in england and me and my childminder wlked into someones house, the door was open and a room was locked with sound coming from it.
we ate their food, slept and left the next morning
i dont understand how comes no one like came and screwed at us
so im beginning to think it was some shelter home thing
because i probably didnt really understand what was happening as a kid

LMAO my mom and brother have this wierd obsession with that family. they watch it ALL THE TIME.

:eusa_shifty: what?!? lol thats a good story tho.

one time when i was little, i got lost when i was out with my dad. and we were at some festival or something and i saw someone wearing a green shirt just like my dad was wearing...so i ran up to him and hugged him saying "daddy...daddy" and then...i realized it was not my father at all...and that my dad was watching and laughing with my little brother. :(

>.< ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ohgod i fucking HATE THAT
when i was younger i was having a tantrum and i was rolling around the floor in the shop crying.
and i grabbed some womans leg and went "MUMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
and fucking freaked her right out.

hah but huggings worse
your story > mine =P

lol i remember once when i was little i went to the grocery store...and...i stole a peanut...and my mom told the security guard and he like got all pissed it was fucking scary then,,,but now i laugh lol

a PEANUT? hahahahaha
gutted!

lawl. BREAKEN T3h LAW! BREAKEN T3h LAW!

thats how i roll/rolled

ROLL BLEM. lick it. kick it.

my brother like...stole a lollypop when he was little. he picked it right up from the candy rack, and started eating it. he thought they were free. poor little fucka.

One time, I woke up and I don't know, nothing interesting happens when I wake up.